Saturday, May 25, 2013

The 5/25 Struggle

The thirst was at a all time high
People from far and wide up at the crack of dawn
just to get their chance at buying restocks and/or Black Toe 1s
Before it was time to cop...the struggle started early.
The date will go down in hypebeast history....
The 5/25 Struggle Tweets: Pregame

Somehow UNDFTD Dunk thirst made it. 
The confusion and fuckery

this will get ugly.

The few who failed to do the homework. 
like the last 3 weeks weren't clear enough.
like twitter, niketalk and /r/Sneakers didn't give enough info

But then...It happened.
What we all knew that would happen.
The 5/25 struggle tweets...

Your typical 'crooks' tweet 
Sadly i saw no illuminati tweet
I was almost as mad as these folks
but then...i saw these Gems..

Woke up early for the first time since the Bred XI release
Nike got you waking up angry over shoes

Your typical 'fuck you' tweet
it feels like its tradition at this point
The culmination of no connections
No homework done

See you next release.
Talking the same shit. 

Nigga excuse me? 
hype got you crazed and you forgot you size?
How are you this slow before breakfast?

Online camping. 
A actual thing.
Sneaker fuckery


MJ don't believe you. 

You are a special snowflake of stupid. 
Thank you.

The word 'Boof'' made me spit milk on my keyboard. 
What does that even mean? 

If only you got your pairs then you'd be choking on Nike's Dick...
but.. y'know

Bootleg Riff Raff mad. 

Welp..Can't follow up shit after THAT tweet.
Hope you enjoyed it. 
I did. 
We'll see you next time.


1 comment:

Unknown said...

good god. so humor