Thursday, April 11, 2013


This is an instant cop for me. 
IDGAF what kinda dog person you are. 
IDGAF if you grew up with a damn pit bull or a tea cup taco bell dog

This is a God damn Pokemon. (It's actually a Tibetan Mastiff, but for fucks sake I'm calling it a Pokemon)
I been praying for some shit since I was 7 years old.

"Dear based Django, Id be really cool if Pokemon were real. I promise I would take care of it.
I would feed it, I would cherish it, and It would be my best friend for ever and ever. Amen"

Well look at this thing. Based Django gave me an Arcanine.

See it starts off as something cute like this.

 Then this nigga turns into a God Damn Liger Zero. On some Zoids type shit.

 I will open hand slap the fire out of someone if I had one of these.
The fades that would be caught would be astronomical.
The fuckery and ignorance levels would be that of Nat King Coon himself.

Nobody would fuck with me if I got Arcanine leash. Fuck outta here.

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